Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hair that grows in your ears like a bad decision that won’t die

My earillas look like a raccoon got into my ears and won’t leave.

I tried to shave my earillas and now my ears are on fire.

My girl said my earillas are so bad they make her want to cry.

2

The reason your ears look like they’ve been in a fight and lost

My earillas are so long they’re trying to escape my head.

I don’t know how I live with my earillas. It’s like living with a monster.

My earillas are so bad my barber quit on me.

3

The worst kind of hair that grows in places it shouldn’t

My earillas are like a curse. I can’t get rid of them.

I don’t know why I let my earillas grow. It’s just rude.

My earillas are so bad my dog won’t stop laughing at me.

4

Hair that grows in your ears like you’ve been cursed by a witch

My earillas look like they were drawn by a kid with a crayon and a grudge.

I try to trim my earillas but they just come back like a ghost.

My earillas are so bad my mom says I look like a monster.

5

The kind of hair that grows in your ears and won’t stop being a problem

My earillas are like my ex. They won’t leave me alone.

I try to ignore my earillas but they keep coming back like a bad habit.

My earillas are so bad I think they’re trying to take over my head.