Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The soft, fleshy part of your ear that gets pulled and twisted until you scream like a baby.

My mom pulled my ear lobe so hard I felt it in my brain.

He pulled her ear lobe until it looked like a donut.

My sister's ear lobe was so stretched it looked like a hot dog.

2

Having ears so big they look like they could swallow a whole pizza.

My cousin has ears so big they could hold a football game.

That guy’s ears are like two huge speakers.

She had ears so big you could live in them.

3

Two guys getting off on each other by sticking their dicks in a girl’s ears and shooting cum like a warzone.

They stuck their dicks in her ears like it was a fashion show.

Those guys shot cum so hard it was like a movie scene.

He stuck his dick in her ear and said, 'This is how it’s done.'

4

Shoving a pile of diarrhea into someone’s ear like it’s a science experiment.

He shoved his poop into her ear like it was a gift.

She dumped her diarrhea in his ear and said, 'This is your punishment.'

That kid’s diarrhea was so strong it came out of his ear.

5

Putting your dick in someone’s ear like it’s a personal massage and you’re trying to make them feel good.

He put his dick in her ear like it was a lollipop.

They used each other’s ears like it was a love hotel.

She said, 'Your ear is the best place for my dick.'

6

A dumb kid who acts like he’s cool but is actually just your annoying son who never grew up.

He’s 31 and still thinks he’s in sixth grade.

He yells at me like I’m his little brother.

He thinks he’s a gangster but can’t even do math.

7

A young homie who’s all about the gangsta life, even if he still wears pajamas to school.

He’s a gangsta but still forgets his lunch.

He said, 'I’m a gangster, I don’t need no math.'

He raps in the hallway like it’s a concert.