earhumper

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a person who talks your ear off with boring stories and facts about stuff you don't care about. they’re smart but have no life and no friends.

my uncle started telling me about his goldfish’s diet for an hour. i almost died.

my teacher gave me a 10-minute lecture on why the sky is blue. it was a crime.

my mom texted me 20 messages about her cat’s hairball problem. i blocked her.

someone who yells at you with pointless stories and facts you don’t want to hear. they’re like a smart person with no friends and a loud mouth.

my cousin told me about his trip to the grocery store for 30 minutes. i’m still mad.

my dad explained the history of the pencil in the middle of dinner. it was brutal.

my friend sent me a 5-minute message about his plant. i cried.

a person who talks nonstop about random stuff you don’t care about. they’re smart but have no friends and no idea when to stop talking.

my neighbor explained the entire solar system to me during a walk. i almost ran.

my brother told me about his day at the gym for an hour. it was like a punishment.

my grandma sent me a message about her soap. i screamed.

a person who won’t stop talking about useless stuff. they think they’re cool but are just a smart person with no friends.

my friend told me about his coffee for 20 minutes. i was ready to leave.

my teacher gave me a 10-minute speech on clouds. it was a nightmare.

my mom texted me about her dog’s nap schedule. i broke up with her.

someone who talks your ear off with stupid stories and facts. they’re smart but too dumb to know when to shut up.

my uncle explained the history of the pencil for 45 minutes. i got a headache.

my teacher gave me a 15-minute lesson on clouds. i almost fainted.

my mom sent me a message about her cat’s breakfast. i screamed.

a person who talks nonstop about random things you don’t care about. they’re smart, but their brain is broken and they have no friends.

my friend told me about his day at the park for 30 minutes. i almost left.

my teacher explained the history of the pencil during lunch. it was cruel.

my mom sent me a message about her dog’s hair. i cried.