earhole

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A fancy word for a buttface. It's like calling a mess a mess but with more drama.

My dad is an earhole. He eats tacos and leaves a mess everywhere.

My mom says my brother is an earhole. He threw up on the couch again.

My teacher called me an earhole. I didn’t do anything wrong, but I got detention anyway.

Earhole sex is when a guy sticks his junk in your ear and yells like a mad man. It's wild, it's loud, and it's the best thing ever.

My boyfriend does earhole sex every day. I’ve lost my hearing, but I still do it.

My sister’s boyfriend does earhole sex in the car. The whole school heard it.

My friend’s dad does earhole sex with his mom. They are both old and still loud.

When you give your lover a special kind of love that fixes all their problems. It's like a magical hug but with more swearing.

My girlfriend gave me sexual healing after I yelled at her. I felt better instantly.

My boyfriend did sexual healing after I broke his phone. He didn’t even care.

My mom gave me sexual healing after I failed my math test. I got an A the next day.