Eargled

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To throw up a little and swallow it fast after a hit of Adderrall like you're trying to hide your weakness

"I just eargled, man, I'm not weak!"

"He eargled right in front of the teacher."

"She eargled during the math test and got a zero."

A tiny wimp of a pecker that can't even stand up

"His eargled was so tiny, it looked like a shrimp."

"I saw his eargled and laughed for 10 minutes."

"He tried to show off, but his eargled was just sad."

A yeast infection so bad it feels like your whole body is on fire and it's also crying

"I have the eargled, and I just want to die."

"She came in with the eargled and smelled like a gym sock."

"He got the eargled from his ex and still can't stop laughing."

When you kick out a baby and it's like you're getting rid of a really annoying roommate

"I had an eargled and it felt like my uterus screamed."

"She had an eargled and then cried for a week."

"He got an eargled and now he's mad at the baby."