Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny soft penis that looks like it’s been run over by a bus

"I got eargled by my cousin at the pool. He just stood there laughing."

"He tried to show off his eargle, but it looked like a dead rat."

"I told him it was an eargle, not a peenie. He said I was being mean."

2

A yeast infection so bad it could start a war

"She had an eargle so bad, the doctor gave her a medal."

"He got eargled from eating too much pizza and not showering."

"I eargled my sister into thinking it was a cold."

3

When a baby is thrown out of a womb and it’s not cute

"My mom got eargled at 22. She said it was the worst thing ever."

"He eargled his ex and now he’s single again."

"I eargled my dog and now he’s got a bad attitude."

4

When you throw up a little and swallow it after taking Adderall

"I just eargled in math class. I got caught."

"He eargled so hard, the teacher thought he was choking."

"I eargled during my Zoom meeting and my boss yelled at me."

5

When someone lies to you and you believe them, even though it’s obvious

"I got eargled by my friend. He said he’d pay me back, but he didn’t."

"She eargled me into buying a phone that didn’t work."

"He eargled me into thinking he was rich, but he’s broke."

6

When someone keeps lying to you and you’re too stupid to notice

"He’s been eargling me for months. I still believe him."

"I’m getting eargled by my boss, and I don’t even care anymore."

"She’s eargling me into thinking I’m the best friend ever."