earginity

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The ears being so pure they haven’t heard dubstep yet. People brag about it like it’s a trophy. You lose it by screaming into a subwoofer and then crying.

My earginity is still intact. I haven’t touched a bass yet.

I lost my earginity during the final dubstep battle. It was brutal.

He walked in with earginity and walked out with a headache and a broken eardrum.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your ears are so clean they could pass a hygiene test. You lose it when you listen to dubstep and then regret it for the rest of your life.

She kept her earginity until her brother played a dubstep remix on full volume.

I lost my earginity in a single night. It was a massacre.

He had earginity and then he heard the dubstep. Now he’s cursed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The state of being ear virgin. You lose it by screaming at a speaker until it breaks. It’s a serious thing. People take it personally.

I had earginity until I heard that dubstep song. Now I’m cursed.

He lost his earginity during a dubstep party. He screamed so loud he broke the ceiling.

She was an ear virgin. Now she’s just a screaming mess.

by Slangipedia 4d ago