Eargasmical

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When a song or voice hits you so hard it feels like your ear is getting a BJ from a god, and you can't help but moan like a feral dog.
My ear just got a standing ovation from my soul.
I heard my ex's voice and my ear had a panic attack.
This song made my ear cum so hard I had to take a break from life.
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When you hear a voice or a beat so good it makes you feel like you’re floating, but also like you just ate a whole pizza and it hit you like a freight train.
That voice was like a warm hug from my childhood.
This song felt like my brain got a massage from a god.
I heard this beat and my soul screamed, 'YES!'
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When you poke your ear with a cotton swab like a madman, finally reaching that one tiny spot that’s been torturing you, and your ear explodes with happiness.
I poked my ear so hard I got a Nobel Prize in Ear Stuff.
That cotton swab was like my ear’s long-lost love.
I reached the itch and my ear threw a party.
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When your ears are so excited from a song that they do a full-on dance-off and your brain gets a standing ovation.
That song was like a concert in my head.
My ears were doing the Macarena and I didn’t even know it.
I heard the climax and my ears did a backflip.
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When a song hits you so hard it makes your spine do the cha-cha and your brain screams, 'I’m alive!'
That song made my spine happy like a kid on Christmas.
I listened to this track and my brain did a backflip.
This song hit me like a punch to the face and I loved it.
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When a voice or song makes you feel like you’re on fire, but in the best way possible, and your brain is like, 'YES, THIS IS LOVE.'
That voice made my brain fall in love with my soul.
This song was like my brain getting a massage from a god.
I heard that whisper and my brain started a riot.
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When you hear something so good it feels like your ear just got a gold medal and your brain is screaming, 'I AM ALIVE!'
That song was like a medal for my ears.
I listened to this music and my brain started a revolution.
This track was so good it made my ear proud.
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