eargasmatic

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when a sound is so good it makes your ears cum like a horny teenager on a friday night.

the first note of his guitar solo made me forget my pants were on fire.

her voice was so good i peed my pants in the middle of a meeting.

the dog whistle was eargasmatic and i screamed like a baby.

your ears get a facepalm and a cumshot at the same time because the sound is that good.

the microwave beep was eargasmatic and i cried like it was my first love.

his voice was so good i dropped my phone and it shattered like it was my soul.

the church bells were eargasmatic and i ran out screaming.

when a sound is so good it makes your ears go from zero to sixty in one second.

the bass drop was eargasmatic and i threw my drink in my boss’s face.

her laugh was eargasmatic and i forgot my name.

the dog barking was eargasmatic and i cried like a baby in the middle of the street.