eargasium

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Eargasium is when music fans get so blasted by a song they start screaming like they just saw their mom with a cheeseburger. It can make you feel like a million bucks and also like you're about to die.
I was at a concert and when the guitar solo hit, I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
My friend got eargasium during a Taylor Swift concert and fainted. I saw him later in the hospital eating pizza.
I was watching a YouTube video and got eargasium so bad I yelled, 'This is the best song ever!' and my dog ran out of the room.
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Eargasium is like the feeling you get when your favorite song hits you like a truck. It makes your skin crawl, your brain explode, and your pants fall off.
I was at my sister's wedding and got eargasium during the first dance. I started crying and my pants fell down.
My brother got eargasium while listening to a rap song and started dancing like a fool in the middle of the grocery store.
I was in class and got eargasium from a playlist and screamed so loud the teacher thought there was a fire.
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Eargasium is when music hits you so hard it feels like your ears are on fire and your soul is doing the twist. It can be awesome or it can be the worst thing ever.
I got eargasium during a concert and started jumping around like a maniac. I ended up knocking over a soda machine.
My friend got eargasium while listening to a song and started crying like a baby. He wouldn't stop.
I got eargasium while on a plane and screamed so loud the flight attendant came over and asked if I was okay.
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