eargarette

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A smelly stick you put in your ear. For people who hate smoke and still use it. Came from Dilbert’s comic.

My aunt smokes eargarettes like they’re going out of style.

He put an eargarette in his ear and tried to pretend he was cool.

My dog chewed up my eargarette and now it’s in the trash with my hope.

A cigarette you stick in your ear. For people who can’t quit but still want to look like they’re not smoking.

She’s been smoking eargarettes since she was 12 and still looks like a kid.

My boss has an eargarette in his ear and it’s giving me secondhand smoke vibes.

He stuck an eargarette in his ear and tried to act like he was being fancy.

A smelly stick you put in your ear. For people who can’t quit smoking and want to look like they’re not.

My dad’s eargarette smells like old pizza and regret.

She put an eargarette in her ear and called it a fashion statement.

He stuck an eargarette in his ear and it fell out during the meeting.