earfyworm

Bro, I tried to get it on and my dick was like a soggy biscuit

My man said he was gonna flex but his wang was soft as a baby's ass

She asked me to touch her and I was like 'bro, my pecker's in a coma'

I tried to impress her and my cock was like a limp noodle

My guy said he'd show off but his tool was dead

She said 'do it' and I was like 'I can't even get my dick to stand'

My man said he was gonna get it on and his cock was like a dead eel

I tried to be cool and my member was like a soft sponge

She asked me to touch her and my pecker was like 'no way'