earfyworm

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Earfyworm is when your pecker is flabby and won't get hard
Bro, I tried to get it on and my dick was like a soggy biscuit
My man said he was gonna flex but his wang was soft as a baby's ass
She asked me to touch her and I was like 'bro, my pecker's in a coma'
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Earfyworm is when your member is weak and won't stand up
I tried to impress her and my cock was like a limp noodle
My guy said he'd show off but his tool was dead
She said 'do it' and I was like 'I can't even get my dick to stand'
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Earfyworm is when your schlong is like a dead fish and won't rise
My man said he was gonna get it on and his cock was like a dead eel
I tried to be cool and my member was like a soft sponge
She asked me to touch her and my pecker was like 'no way'
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