EarFunk

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A record label in Las Vegas that sounds like a techno robot threw up on a dance floor and it was awesome.
I heard that EarFunk is so loud, my neighbor’s dog started doing the twist.
My cousin got a job at EarFunk and now he can’t stop talking about ‘the funky bass’.
At the club, the DJ said, ‘This is EarFunk, and you’re going to dance until you drop dead.’
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A Las Vegas record label that makes music so good, it’s like your brain got a high-five from a beat.
My brother said EarFunk is the only thing that could make him dance even after he broke his leg.
At the party, the music was so loud, my ears started talking to me. They said, ‘This is EarFunk.’
I texted my friend, ‘You gotta check out EarFunk, it’s like a techno party in your head.’
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A record label from Las Vegas that makes music so good, it could make a zombie start doing the cha-cha.
My mom said EarFunk is the only thing that could make her dance even after she had surgery.
I listened to EarFunk so loud, my plants started bopping.
At the gym, the treadmill was playing EarFunk and I ran faster than I ever have in my life.
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