Earfucktion

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An earfucktion is when your spouse talks nonstop about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter.
My wife talked about her cat’s hair for 2 hours. I died.
He kept going on about his video game for 45 minutes. I wanted to scream.
My mom rambled about her grocery list for an hour. I nearly threw up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earfucktion is when your spouse won’t shut up about dumb stuff that makes no sense.
She kept talking about her ex for 3 hours. I lost my mind.
He went on about his sandwich for 20 minutes. I wanted to kill him.
My dad talked about his lawn for 1 hour. I cried.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earfucktion is when your spouse just won’t stop talking about crap that doesn’t matter.
My wife rambled about her hair for an hour. I passed out.
He talked about his toaster for 15 minutes. I needed a drink.
My brother went on about his video game for 30 minutes. I wanted to punch him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earfucktion is when your spouse talks so much about stupid things you want to scream.
She talked about her dog’s food for 2 hours. I wanted to die.
He rambled about his phone for 25 minutes. I lost it.
My mom went on about her soap for an hour. I nearly fainted.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earfucktion is when your spouse won’t stop talking about nonsense that’s totally pointless.
He went on about his video game for 3 hours. I exploded.
My sister talked about her makeup for 2 hours. I cried.
My dad rambled about his TV for an hour. I wanted to die.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An earfucktion is when your spouse won’t stop talking about dumb stuff until you’re ready to kill them.
She kept going on about her hair for 1 hour. I wanted to kill her.
He talked about his phone for 20 minutes. I needed a drink.
My brother rambled about his video game for 2 hours. I exploded.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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