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When you’re about to drop some good news and you’re already getting ready to eat the other person’s brains.
Yo I got a 100 on the test
I just got into my dream school
My mom said I can have a dog
2
The moment before you tell someone something awesome, like you just won the lottery but you’re still wearing pajamas.
I got the job
I passed the test
My dog just ate my homework
3
When you’re so happy about something you’re about to punch the person’s face because they’re not happy yet.
I got into the club
I just got a perfect score
They said I can have a pet turtle
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That instant before you tell someone something cool and you already imagine them screaming like a baby.
I got the scholarship
They said I can go to the concert
I just got a 100 on the quiz
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When you're about to tell someone something awesome and you're already planning how you're going to laugh at them when they don’t believe you.
I got the lead in the play
I just got a perfect score
They said I can have a pet snake
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