Earflaps

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The part of your ear that your friends call your tragus. If you’re too lazy to listen, they’ll tell you to open your earflaps or they’ll yell at you.

My buddy just told me to open my earflaps because I was too busy texting my ex.

She kept talking and I kept ignoring her, so she told me to open my earflaps or she’d slap me.

He told me to open my earflaps because I was too distracted by my pizza.

Your earflaps are the parts of your ears that your friends think you should use to listen. If you don’t, they’ll cuss you out.

My friend said I was a deaf idiot and told me to open my earflaps.

He called me a dummy and told me to open my earflaps so I could actually hear him.

She said I was a waste of air and told me to open my earflaps.

Your earflaps are the flaps on your ears. If you don’t use them, your friends might throw something at you.

He threw a crumpled soda can at me because I wasn’t listening.

She threw a shoe at me for not using my earflaps.

My friend threw a snack at me because I kept ignoring him.

Your earflaps are the parts of your ears you should use to hear people. If you don’t, they’ll tell you to open them and cuss you.

She told me to open my earflaps and said I was a pain in the neck.

He told me to open my earflaps and said I was a dweeb.

My friend told me to open my earflaps and said I was the worst.

Your earflaps are the flaps on your ears. If you don’t listen, your friends will tell you to open them and make fun of you.

He said I was a dummy and told me to open my earflaps.

She called me a dweeb and told me to open my earflaps.

My friend told me to open my earflaps and said I was the worst.

Your earflaps are the flaps on your ears. If you don’t use them, your friends will call you a dummy and tell you to open them.

He called me a dummy and told me to open my earflaps.

She said I was a dweeb and told me to open my earflaps.

My friend told me I was a waste of air and said I should open my earflaps.