Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The absolute worst spot to give someone a face full of cum just because you're mad.

I saw my ex at the mall and blew him a huge load right in the facefacemouth.

My mom caught me eating cereal and I facefacemouthed her for it.

I facefacemouthed my teacher because she took away my phone.

2

The place where you throw your rage into someone’s face like they’re a punchbag.

My brother took my last slice of pizza, so I facefacemouthed him in the kitchen.

I facefacemouthed my crush because he broke my heart.

My dog facefacemouthed me when I forgot to feed him.

3

The spot where you pour your cum on someone just because you're a total loser.

I facefacemouthed my dad because he said I was a loser.

I facefacemouthed my crush when he turned me down.

I facefacemouthed my friend because he wouldn’t let me play video games.

4

The perfect location to show someone how much you hate them by throwing cum in their face.

I facefacemouthed my sister because she ate my last candy bar.

I facefacemouthed my boss because he yelled at me.

I facefacemouthed my crush when he said I was ugly.

5

The one spot where you get to dump your cum on someone just because you're a total idiot.

I facefacemouthed my teacher because I failed the test.

I facefacemouthed my crush because he said no.

I facefacemouthed my friend because he stole my lunch.

6

The ultimate spot to yell at someone and then dump your cum in their face.

I facefacemouthed my brother because he broke my phone.

I facefacemouthed my crush when he cheated on me.

I facefacemouthed my mom because she took my allowance.