Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you think the whole world is yours and you’re too dumb to realize it’s not.

I bought the sun and the moon. Why would I share with anyone?

I’m the king of the universe. The universe is my slave.

The earth is mine. The sky is mine. The moon is my ex.

2

when you believe you own everything and anyone who disagrees with you is a fool.

You think you own the world? I own the world and I’m also your mom.

I paid for the internet. That means I own it. You’re just a bug in my browser.

I own everything. You’re just a tiny part of my foot.

3

when you think you’re the best thing since sliced bread and you’re not even close.

I own the world and I’m not even tired. You’re just a whisper in my ear.

I bought the world. The world’s just my parking spot.

I own the world. You’re just a tiny part of my sock.

4

when you think the world is yours and you’re too dumb to know it’s fake.

I own the world. The world’s fake. I’m the real deal.

I own the world and I’m not even trying. You’re just a background character in my life.

I own the world. You’re just a tiny part of my sandwich.

5

when you think the world is yours and you’re too full of yourself to know it’s not.

I own the world and I’m still hungry. You’re just a snack.

I own the world. You’re just a tiny part of my brain.

I bought the world and I’m still shopping. You’re just a discount.

6

when you think the world is yours and you’re too dumb to realize you’re not even the main character.

I own the world. You’re just a side character in my story.

I own the world. You’re just a tiny part of my plot twist.

I bought the world. You’re just a background noise in my life.