Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A planet that's stuck with earth and spins around the same sun but on the other side of the universe. It's where all the cool black people come from, especially that guy who slapped his kid on TV.

'Will Smith is from Earf, obviously.'

'Earf is the real MVP.'

'If you don't know Earf, you're out of your mind.'

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2

The planet we all live on. The whole damn world.

'I'm from Earf, not Mars.'

'The whole world is Earf, and you're just not paying attention.'

'You live on Earf, so why are you so dumb?'

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3

To slam someone like they're a punching bag and knock all the fun out of their day.

'He earfed me so hard I got a headache.'

'She earfed the guy who stole her lunch.'

'I earfed my brother because he wouldn't stop talking.'

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4

A word that sounds like EARL or EARTH but is spelled with farts. It's the go-to word for anything awesome, like when your mom finally stops yelling.

'This pizza is earf!'

'That movie was earf!'

'Your grades are earf!'

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5

To throw trash everywhere and hope it hits someone. It's like a trash-based attack.

'He earfed the park with soda cans.'

'She earfed the street with chicken bones.'

'They earfed the lake with old socks.'

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6

Earth but with an F. Sounds like a dog barking. It's also the most annoying way to spell earth.

'Earf is the worst thing ever.'

'Why is it earf and not earth?'

'Earf is just earth with a stupid F.'

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7

See definition 2. Earth. The world. The only thing that makes sense.

'Earf is just earth.'

'They said earf but they really meant earth.'

'Earf is earth, and that's the end of it.'

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