earetting

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Blowing smoke out of a hole in your ear because you're too lazy to do anything else.

I lit up and blew smoke out my ear like I was trying to scare a kid.

My ear is a smokestack now. I don’t need a chimney.

I don’t breathe. I just smoke out of my ear like it’s a job.

When you puff smoke out of your ear like it’s a personal attack.

My ear is a cannon. I just keep firing smoke at people.

I don’t talk. I just smoke out of my ear like it’s a conversation.

I blew smoke out my ear so hard, my roommate asked if I was trying to start a fire.

Spitting smoke out of your ear like it’s your last meal.

I smoked so much, my ear started spitting smoke like it was a dog.

I’m not just smoking. I’m spitting smoke out of my ear like it’s a crime.

My ear is a smoke factory. I don’t need a job.