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A breakfast food that came from a freak accident when a famous boxer bit someone's ear off and then someone said 'let's make a cereal out of this mess'.
I ate Eareo's for breakfast and it tasted like regret and a nosebleed.
My brother tried Eareo's and now he talks like he's been in a war.
I'm gonna sue the cereal company if Eareo's ever comes out in a chocolate flavor.