Eared

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A cool way to have sex with your girlfriend by sticking your ear up her snatch and getting a face full of cum.

My man just eared his girlfriend and got a face full of cum. Classic.

She said, 'I'm not doing this again until you buy me dinner.'

He eared her so hard, the neighbors called the cops.

A huge grin that stretches from one ear to the other like you just won the lottery and got a free pizza.

He smiled ear-to-ear after winning the lottery. That was a big smile.

She grinned ear-to-ear when she saw her ex with a new girl.

He had that ear-to-ear grin like he just ate the last slice of pizza.

A crazy cut from one ear to the other, like someone used a knife and didn't care if your face was messed up.

He got a chelsea smile and now his face looks like a hot dog with no buns.

She got that cut from ear to ear and now people think she’s a lunatic.

He got that cut from one ear to the other and now he looks like a raccoon.

Weird stuff people stick on their faces, like they’re trying to make themselves look like a monkey with a bunch of glitter.

He has so many earrings, he looks like a Christmas tree with a face.

She put those fake ears on and now she looks like a weirdo.

He stuck those weird things on his ears, and now he looks like a mad scientist.

Those things on your head that let you hear, but also let you know how dumb someone is when they talk.

I heard him talk, and I knew he was dumb because of my ears.

Her ears told me she was lying about everything.

He had that stupid noise coming from his ears, and I knew he was a moron.

Those things you stick in your ears so you can look cool and also tell how stupid your friends are.

He put those earrings in and looked like a rockstar, but he still talked like a baby.

She put on her earrings and looked like a total diva.

He stuck those weird things in his ears, and now he’s the king of the stupid.