eardo

My cousin is an eardo. He wore out three pairs of shorts last week.

She called him an eardo after he blocked the entire subway car.

He’s an eardo and still manages to eat a whole pizza by himself.

My homie is an eardo. He once got stuck in a door and it didn’t even flinch.

They said he was an eardo when he walked into the church and the roof shook.

He’s an eardo and still has time to text me while eating a burrito.

He’s an eardo and still manages to fit into a tiny car.

My teacher called him an eardo after he walked into the classroom and the lights flickered.

He’s an eardo and he doesn’t even care about the other guys.