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Andy’s Aquatic Adventures was just me and my cousin drowning in a kiddie pool.

I got stuck in Andy’s Aquatic Adventures because I tried to swim like a fish and failed.

Andy’s Aquatic Adventures was me crying in a pool because I couldn’t swim.

Andy’s Baby Animals was just me and my brother fighting over a baby goat that ate my homework.

I cried during Andy’s Baby Animals because the baby cow stared at me like I was the enemy.

Andy’s Baby Animals was just a baby duck wearing my socks.

Andy’s Dino Toybox was just me and my brother fighting over a broken dinosaur that didn’t move.

I screamed during Andy’s Dino Toybox because the dinosaur toy broke and looked like it was crying.

Andy’s Dino Toybox was just a box with a toy dinosaur that was literally broken.

Andy’s Prehistoric Adventures was me and my brother fighting over a cave that had no internet.

I cried during Andy’s Prehistoric Adventures because I had to use a stick to draw on the wall.

Andy’s Prehistoric Adventures was just me trying to survive with a stick and no snacks.

Andy’s Safari Adventures was me and my brother being chased by a lion that looked like it had a bad day.

I screamed during Andy’s Safari Adventures because the zebra ran into my lunch.

Andy’s Safari Adventures was just me trying to take a selfie with a goat that didn’t care.

Andy’s Secret Hideout was me and my brother hiding in a closet that smelled like my dad’s gym bag.

I cried during Andy’s Secret Hideout because the closet had spiders and my brother’s old sneakers.

Andy’s Secret Hideout was just a closet that looked like it had been abandoned by a raccoon.

Andy’s Wild Adventures was me and my brother running from a goat that was just mad.

I screamed during Andy’s Wild Adventures because we had to run from a cow that looked like it wanted to eat us.

Andy’s Wild Adventures was just me being chased by a chicken that had a bad attitude.