earcrack

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A piece of music so bad it’s like listening to a broken kazoo played by a confused toddler, but somehow it still gets stuck in your head and you love it anyway.
My aunt plays this earcrack every single day and I still can't escape it.
This song is so bad it's good, and I can't stop singing it in the shower.
My mom's phone only has this one song, and now I can't think of anything else.
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When someone’s voice sounds like it went through a blender, but it’s not their fault, it’s just your brain being a jerk.
He sounded like a frog with a sore throat, but it wasn’t his fault.
She yelled so loud I thought she was on fire, but it wasn’t her fault.
He spoke like he had a chicken in his mouth, but it wasn’t his fault.
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