earby

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Earby is a town where the only good thing is the fire trucks because they take the slags and bag heads out of town and drop them in the middle of nowhere
My cousin moved to Earby and now he's friends with a guy named Carl who thinks he's a fireman
The local shop only sells crack and smack and the dogs are all half dog and half dog
I tried to move there and now I live in a fire truck because I ran away
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Earby is like a bad dream where the people are all slags and bag heads and the only thing that keeps them happy is the fire trucks and the drugs
I asked my friend why he moved to Earby and he said 'because the fire trucks are free'
The dogs there are half dog and half something else and they bite
The local shop only sells crack and smack and the fire trucks come to pick up the slags
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Earby is a town where the only good thing is the fire trucks because they take the slags and bag heads out of town and drop them in the middle of nowhere
My cousin moved to Earby and now he's friends with a guy named Carl who thinks he's a fireman
The local shop only sells crack and smack and the dogs are all half dog and half dog
I tried to move there and now I live in a fire truck because I ran away
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