Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Shooting cum in some dude’s ear so hard it sounds like a firecracker went off inside his skull

I earbudded my math teacher so hard he failed the class

My cousin earbudded his dog and now the dog won’t stop barking

I earbudded my little brother and he cried for 10 minutes

2

That piece of shity rubber that jams up your ears and makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

My earbuds are so bad they make my brain explode

These earbuds are like shity rubber from a shity rat

I put my earbuds in and my ears screamed for mercy

3

Magic shity wires that pull you into another world and make all your problems disappear like a fart in the wind

These earbuds are like magic wires from the future

My earbuds took me to a place where I don’t have to do homework

I put my earbuds on and my problems vanished like a shity fart

4

When a guy shits his cum directly into his partner's ear like it's a shity toilet

My dad earbudded my mom and she cried

That guy earbudded his girlfriend and she passed out

I saw my uncle earbud his wife and it was like a shity horror movie

5

Shity knockoff airpods that poor people use because they can’t afford the real ones

My earbuds are so shity they fell apart after 3 days

These earbuds are like airpods for shity people

I got these earbuds for $2 and they’re still better than my brother’s airpods

6

Earbuds made from dead rat ears and shity wires. They stink and they’re probably full of shity germs

I used rat earbuds and my ears got a rash

My rat earbuds smell like a dead rat in a garbage can

I put my rat earbuds in and my ears screamed at me

7

Kids who wear earbuds are like shity angels. They’re soft and sweet and don’t care about your shity problems

My brother wears earbuds and he’s like a shity angel

Earbuds make boys kinder and less shity

All the earbud boys are like shity angels in disguise