Earbud blind

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When someone knows you're jamming to your favorite tunes but still talks your head off like you're deaf and dumb.
'Hey, I know you're listening to music, but I need to tell you about my cat's new job!'
'I swear you can hear me, but you're just ignoring me like I'm not here!'
'You're wearing earbuds, and I'm still yelling at you like you're in the next room!'
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When you're totally aware they're listening to music, but they still talk your ear off like you're not even there.
'I'm talking to you, and you're just pretending I'm not here!'
'You've got earbuds in, but I'm still telling you about my ex!'
'I know you're listening to music, but I'm going to keep talking until you snap out of it!'
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When someone knows you're blasting your tunes but still decides to yell at you like you're deaf and stupid.
'I know you're listening to music, but I'm still going to shout at you like you're a toddler!'
'You're wearing earbuds, but I'm going to keep talking until you're screaming at me!'
'I'm talking to you, and you're just ignoring me like I'm invisible!'
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When someone sees you with earbuds on, but still talks your head off like you're not even listening.
'You're wearing earbuds, but I'm still going to tell you about my day!'
'You're listening to music, but I'm still going to talk until you're tired!'
'I know you're listening, but I'm still going to keep talking like you're not!'
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When someone knows you're listening to music but still talks your head off like they're trying to win an argument.
'I know you're listening to music, but I'm going to keep talking until you're annoyed!'
'You've got earbuds on, but I'm still going to argue with you like you're my enemy!'
'You're listening to music, but I'm still going to talk until you're screaming!'
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When you're fully aware they're listening to music, but they still talk your head off like they're trying to make you go mad.
'You're wearing earbuds, but I'm still going to talk until you're crazy!'
'You're listening to music, but I'm still going to tell you about my day like you're not!'
'I know you're listening, but I'm still going to talk until you're fed up!'
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