Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hairy border that grows when a man's confidence sprouts near his ears.

My earbrow is so thick, it’s like I’ve got a hedge on the side of my head.

He walked in with an earbrow so big, I thought he had a sideburns war.

That guy’s earbrow is so wild, it’s like he’s been fighting his hair for years.

2

The hair that dares to live outside the ear, like it’s got a passport.

My earbrow is so long, it’s like it’s got its own country.

That man’s earbrow is so big, it could be a pet.

My earbrow is so wild, it’s like it’s got a visa and a job.

3

A hairy line that grows when a man’s pride gets too close to his ears.

My earbrow is so thick, it’s like I’ve got a curtain on the side of my head.

He’s got an earbrow so big, it’s like he’s got a sideburns army.

That guy’s earbrow is so full, it’s like it’s got its own life.

4

Hair that refuses to stay inside the ear, like it’s got a grudge.

My earbrow is so long, it’s like it’s got a grudge against my ears.

That man’s earbrow is so wild, it’s like it’s got a history with my ears.

My earbrow is so thick, it’s like it’s got a feud with my head.

5

A hairy strip that grows when a man’s arrogance sneaks out near his ears.

My earbrow is so big, it’s like it’s got a sideburns empire.

He’s got an earbrow so wild, it’s like it’s got a sideburns rebellion.

That guy’s earbrow is so thick, it’s like it’s got a sideburns revolution.

6

Hair that takes over near the ear, like it’s got a plot.

My earbrow is so long, it’s like it’s got a plot to take over my head.

That man’s earbrow is so thick, it’s like it’s got a sideburns conspiracy.

My earbrow is so wild, it’s like it’s got a sideburns takeover.