earbrain

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When you scream so loud in someone's ear that their brain explodes and they start thinking.
My mom did this to me during my math test. I failed and now I hate math.
My brother did this to my dog. Now the dog thinks he's a superhero.
My teacher did this to the class. We all got detention and it was worth it.
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Shouting so hard in someone's ear that their brain gets a headache and starts working.
My friend did this to me during a Zoom call. My brain got a headache and my boss got mad.
My dad did this to my cat. Now the cat hates him.
My neighbor did this to me at 3 a. m. I’m still mad.
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When you yell into someone's ear so much that their brain starts talking back.
My sister did this to me during a fight. My brain started talking back and I lost the fight.
My dog did this to me when I forgot his treat. He won the argument.
My boss did this to me during a meeting. Now I know why he’s bald.
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Yelling in someone's ear so loud that their brain gets a nosebleed and starts thinking.
My friend did this to me at a concert. My brain got a nosebleed and I cried.
My brother did this to my mom. She cried and now she’s mad.
My teacher did this to me during a pop quiz. I got a D and it was unfair.
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Screaming into someone's ear so much that their brain starts whispering and gets confused.
My dad did this to me when I broke his favorite chair. My brain started whispering and I felt guilty.
My dog did this to me when I took his toy. He whispered back and I lost the battle.
My teacher did this to me during a test. My brain got confused and I failed.
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When you yell in someone's ear so hard that their brain gets tired and stops working.
My sister did this to me during a fight. My brain got tired and I said yes to everything.
My dog did this to me when I forgot his walk. My brain stopped working and I cried.
My boss did this to me during a meeting. My brain stopped working and I got fired.
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