earboob

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When a woman goes in for a hug like she’s about to kiss a baby, but it’s actually a guy, and his head turns like he’s been hit by a truck, and boom, ear meets boob. It’s like getting a free side of cheese with your sandwich.

My mom gave my dad a hug and he screamed like he’d been burned.

At the mall, some girl gave my brother a hug and he turned red.

My uncle got an earboob from his niece and it was the worst thing he ever felt.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your ears are so big, they could be mistaken for a pair of tits. Like, if you turned your head sideways, you’d be wearing a bra made of earlobes.

My aunt’s ears are so big, she could start a fashion line.

My cousin’s ears are bigger than my sister’s bra size.

My neighbor’s ears look like they were borrowed from a giant.

by Slangipedia 4d ago