Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sound so loud it feels like your ears are being smashed with a sledgehammer and then set on fire.

My neighbor's subwoofer is an earblaster. I can feel it in my bones.

That concert was an earblaster. I think I lost my hearing for a week.

My dog's bark is an earblaster. It wakes me up every morning at 5 a. m.

2

When the noise is so intense it makes your brain scream and your ears thank you for the torture.

That alarm clock is an earblaster. It’s louder than a jet engine.

My brother’s gaming setup is an earblaster. I can’t think straight after it.

The fire truck siren was an earblaster. I swear I heard it in my dreams.

3

A sound so brutal it could make a deaf person cry and a mute person yell.

That party was an earblaster. I still can’t hear my mom’s voice.

The blender in my kitchen is an earblaster. It sounds like a war zone.

My friend’s scream was an earblaster. It scared my cat out of the house.

4

When the noise is so loud it feels like your ears are being forced to do push-ups and then get kicked.

The car horn was an earblaster. It was louder than my dad’s yelling.

My phone’s ringtone is an earblaster. I can hear it through my pillow.

That construction site is an earblaster. I can’t sleep at night.

5

A sound that could make your ears bleed and your brain wish it was dead.

The vacuum cleaner is an earblaster. It sounds like a tornado in my house.

My dog’s howl is an earblaster. I think he’s trying to annoy me to death.

That airplane was an earblaster. I still have a headache from it.

6

A noise so strong it could knock your socks off and then steal your hearing.

That explosion was an earblaster. I think my ears are still ringing.

My sister’s singing is an earblaster. I can’t stand it.

That blender is an earblaster. It sounds like a war.