Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant blob of ear wax you pull out so hard it looks like it’s gonna cry.

My brother pulled out an earberg so big it looked like it had a life of its own.

I tried to clean my ear and it came out like a greasy slug.

My mom yelled at me for making an earberg the size of a donut.

2

A piece of ear wax so huge it could be entered into a wrestling match.

My earberg was so big it got its own Instagram account.

I had an earberg the size of a tennis ball and it was glorious.

My friend’s earberg was so big it knocked over a water glass.

3

A chunk of ear wax so thick it could be used as a pillow for a fat cat.

I pulled out an earberg so thick my cat tried to nap on it.

My earberg was so thick it looked like it had a beard.

My earberg was so thick it made my ear look like a volcano.

4

A piece of ear wax so big it makes your ear look like it got hit by a truck.

My earberg was so big it made my ear look like it had a bruise.

I pulled out an earberg so big it looked like it had a life of its own.

My earberg was so big it made my whole face look confused.

5

A chunk of ear wax so big it could be used as a meatball for a hungry kid.

My earberg was so big it looked like it was gonna feed a whole family.

I pulled out an earberg so big it could be a meatball for my little brother.

My earberg was so big it made my ear look like it had a pizza on it.

6

A big piece of ear wax you pull out and it screams in your ear like it’s been tortured.

My earberg screamed so loud it woke up my dog.

I pulled out an earberg and it screamed like it had been tortured by aliens.

My earberg was so loud it made my whole house echo.