Earbaby

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A kid that came from a woman’s ear after some weird and gross sex.

My cousin is an earbaby. He came out of my aunt’s ear. Gross.

She said the doctor pulled the baby out of her ear. I believe her.

My mom says my dad had sex with her ear. I think that’s why I’m an earbaby.

The goop that comes out of your ear when you’re a messy human being.

My dog’s ear looks like a volcano. It’s full of earbaby.

I stuck my finger in my ear and pulled out a whole bunch of earbaby. It was disgusting.

My brother eats earbaby for breakfast. I don’t know why.