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When you get a hard-on just looking at someone's ear hole
I saw her ear hole and my pants got wet.
He stared at her ear hole like it was a free pizza.
I got a boner in math class because my neighbor's ear hole was facing me.
Earaphoniam
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When your brain short-circuits because you like someone's ear hole
Her ear hole was so good I forgot how to breathe.
I dropped my phone because I was too busy looking at his ear hole.
He talked to me like I wasn’t staring at his ear hole the whole time.
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When you get a boner just thinking about someone's ear hole
I had a boner in the grocery store because I saw her ear hole.
He was too busy thinking about her ear hole to finish his lunch.
I got a boner during the movie because the girl next to me had a huge ear hole.
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When you want to stick your finger in someone's ear hole
I wanted to stick my finger in her ear hole so bad.
He looked like he was about to stick his finger in my ear hole.
I almost stuck my finger in his ear hole during the meeting.
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When you're so turned on by someone's ear hole you forget to speak
I saw her ear hole and I couldn't talk for 10 minutes.
He was too distracted by her ear hole to answer my question.
I stared at his ear hole so long I forgot my own name.