earanu

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A kid who thinks money grows out of the sidewalk and also thinks you're stupid for not knowing that.

My cousin is an earanu. He spent $500 on a soda and called me a loser for not buying one too.

That earanu just drove up in a Lamborghini and told me I should be ashamed for wearing jeans.

She's an earanu and thinks she's the only one who can wear that ugly hat without looking like a donut.

A kid who thinks they're better than everyone else because their parents pay for everything and also have a second job.

He's an earanu and bragged about his dad's second job like it was a superpower.

That earanu just walked in and said I should be thankful for having a roof over my head.

She's an earanu and cried when I told her I had a better video game than her.

A kid who spends more money on snacks than you do on rent and still thinks you're the weird one.

That earanu bought a whole vending machine for lunch and still called me a broke kid.

He's an earanu and thinks eating pizza for breakfast is a sign of royalty.

She's an earanu and spent $100 on candy and still thinks I'm the one who's weird.

A kid who has so much money they think it's a crime to not have it and also think you're a failure for not knowing that.

That earanu just yelled at me for not knowing what a limo was and called me a failure.

He's an earanu and spent $200 on a smoothie and said I should be jealous.

She's an earanu and thinks being rich is the only way to be cool.

A kid who thinks their parents are the best and you're the worst for not knowing that.

That earanu just said my parents are losers because theirs are richer and better.

He's an earanu and thinks his parents are perfect and yours are garbage.

She's an earanu and cried when I said my mom can make better pizza than hers.

A kid who thinks money is the only thing that matters and you're the only one who doesn't get it.

That earanu just said I'm poor for not knowing what a yacht is and called me a failure.

He's an earanu and thinks having a yacht is the only way to be cool.

She's an earanu and spent $500 on a dress and still thinks I'm the weird one.