Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you use your ears for something that’s supposed to be done down below and not up here.

I told my mom I was doing homework. I was actually doing earanal.

My dog tried to do earanal on the mailman. It was tragic.

My brother said earanal is the only way to get through algebra.

2

The only thing worse than being caught doing earanal is being caught doing it in front of your teacher.

My crush and I did earanal during lunch. We got caught. It was the worst.

I did earanal in the principal’s office. He didn’t even scold me.

My cousin did earanal on the school bus. The driver had a heart attack.

3

When you’re too lazy to take your pants off but still want to get your rocks off.

I did earanal in my pajamas. My mom walked in and screamed.

My dad does earanal every morning before he goes to work.

I did earanal on the couch. My brother walked in and laughed.

4

The official way to make your teacher lose their mind during math class.

I did earanal during the math test. The teacher threw a ruler at me.

My friend did earanal in the back of the room. The whole class laughed.

I did earanal while the teacher was explaining fractions. It was chaos.

5

When your ears are doing the work your brain is too tired to do.

I did earanal after my mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

I did earanal while my brother was doing his homework.

I did earanal during the school play. My mom was in the audience.

6

The only thing that can make your math teacher forget about the test.

I did earanal during the math test. My teacher forgot about the test.

My friend did earanal in the classroom. The teacher didn’t notice.

I did earanal while my teacher was grading papers. He didn’t even look up.