earal sex

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Jamming your meat into someone's ear and pounding it so hard their eardrum explodes and cum shoots out like a firehose
My cousin tried earal sex and now his ear sounds like a kazoo
I told my crush to do earal sex and he said I was crazy
My dog tried to do earal sex with the mailman and got kicked out of the house
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You stick your dong in someone's ear and ram it so hard their ear looks like it got hit by a sledgehammer and cum goes everywhere
My friend did earal sex and his ear is still ringing
I did earal sex with my teacher and now I get detention
My brother did earal sex with his girlfriend and now they both have ear infections
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You shove your pecker in the ear and smash it until their ear is screaming and cum comes out like a broken faucet
My mom tried earal sex and now she can't hear her favorite song
My dad did earal sex with his coworker and now they're both deaf
I did earal sex with my brother and now he thinks I'm a monster
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