Earage

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A face-lift for your ears, like they got run over by a truck and then cursed.

My ears look like they were used as a doormat. Earage or die.

I got earage so I could finally hear my ex’s bad advice.

That earage cost more than my first car. I’m still mad.

When your ears get a new look, like they were slapped by a ghost and got a makeover.

I got earage because my ears were screaming for help.

My ears look like they got a free vacation and a new wardrobe.

Earage is the only thing that could save me from my mom’s fashion choices.

A total ear overhaul, like they took a chainsaw to your ears and said ‘you’re welcome’.

I got earage and now my ears are louder than my brother’s arguments.

My ears look like they were tortured and then given a spa day.

Earage is the only thing that could make my face look less like a fried egg.