earacide

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Sticking a knife up your ear until you’re dead and it smells like a garbage can.

I tried earacide and now my ear smells like my brother’s sock collection.

She did earacide during lunch and scared the principal.

He stabbed himself in the ear and cried like a baby.

When you stab your ear so hard it feels like your brain is on fire.

My ear is on fire and I’m not even mad about it.

He did earacide and now his brain is screaming.

She stabbed her ear and it looked like a meat grinder.

Killing yourself with a knife in a place you really don’t want it.

He stabbed his ear and said it was the worst day ever.

I did earacide and now my ear is a soup kitchen.

She stabbed herself in the ear and cried like a sad trombone.