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The gross brown mess you leave in the toilet after you squeeze a loaf like you're trying to win a bet with your grandma.

My cousin left a whole map of the toilet bowl after his loaf session.

I saw the toilet and immediately knew who had been using it.

The toilet looked like it had been attacked by a raccoon with a coupon.

A thick, wild bunch of hair coming out of your ears like a furry monster escaped from your head, usually from old guys who think they're still cool.

My grandpa’s ears look like they’re trying to take over his head.

That guy at the gym has more hair on his ears than I have on my head.

I swear his ears are trying to escape his face.