ear wax method

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You jam your pinky into someone's ear and pull out a gooey mess of wax, then you shove it into their snatch to make them scream like a baby. If they flinch, they probably have a disease.
I stuck my finger in her ear and dropped the wax in her pants. She yelled, 'What the hell?!!' and ran out.
He used my ear wax to mess with my girlfriend. She kicked him out of the house.
I tried the ear wax method on my sister and she threw a pillow at me.
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You dig your finger into someone's ear, grab a chunk of wax, and stuff it in their vagina to see if they have a disease. If they squirm, you know they're messed up.
My friend stuck my wax in my girlfriend's snatch and she was like, 'I'm gonna kill you.'
I used my brother's ear wax on my crush. He turned red and ran away.
I tried the method on my teacher and she sent me to the office.
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You take a glob of ear wax and shove it in someone's snatch just to see if they're dirty. If they yelp, you know they're not clean.
I used my ear wax on my mom and she yelled, 'I'm gonna kill you!'
He used my wax on his girlfriend and she told him to leave.
I tried the method on my dog and she barked at me.
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