ear vagina

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The holes in your ears that get stretched so big you could fit a sandwich through them and still have room for a burrito.

My cousin got her ears stretched so much she could fit a whole pizza in there.

My stepmom's ears are so big they look like they're about to fall off.

My friend's ears are so big they're like a food truck for ear wax.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The second best move in the Hardcore Sex List. The guy stretches his floppy until it’s longer than a hot dog. Then he sticks it in the lady's ear or butt and pulls it out the other side like a floss machine.

My uncle tried to do the ear vagina move and pulled his ear out of his head.

My cousin’s girlfriend had to use a broom to clean up after the ear vagina move.

My friend's mom said it was the best sex she ever had, even though it looked like a meatloaf was being pulled through her ear.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When your ear holes are so stretched out and floppy they look like a giant, messy, saggy vag and you’re just hoping no one judges you for it.

My stepdad's ears look like a vag that was hit by a truck.

My sister’s ears look like they were stretched by a donkey.

My mom’s ears are so floppy she could use them to wipe her ass.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fancy name for the tiny lips you have down there. It’s basically the front part of your vag, and sometimes it gets annoyed with your life.

My friend’s labia minora looked like they had been through a war.

My stepmom’s labia minora are so big they could be a whole new person.

My brother said his labia minora were so big they could be a second vag.

by Slangipedia 4d ago