ear trumpet

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When you dump your cum in your lover's ear and then blow like a drunk whale, making the cum leak out like a broken faucet.

My boyfriend tried to impress me with his ear trumpet skills, but it just looked like he was trying to drown me in cum soup.

She blew so hard I could hear her cum leaking out of my ear like a failed science experiment.

He did the ear trumpet and it came out of my ear like a broken sprinkler.

A sneaky butt-kisser who eavesdrops on a conversation and then chimes in like they were part of the plan all along.

My boss was ear trumpeting me and my coworkers during the meeting, then acted like she was the main character.

He was eavesdropping on my text messages and joined the conversation like he was my best friend.

She was listening in on my argument and then said, 'I totally agree with you,' like she was the mediator.