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Sticking your ear to the streets means you're a gossip-hungry rat who lives in the dirt and eats the secrets of the neighborhood for breakfast.
I heard the bakery’s gonna shut down because the owner got caught stealing from the dough.
The cop shop’s got a new guy, and he’s already got a nickname: ‘Fart Face.’
The whole block knows the mayor’s son is doing drugs in the alley behind the diner.
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Ear to the streets is when you’re so low-class and dumb you think the whole city is talking about you.
My cousin says the pizza place is gonna go out of business because the cook’s got a crush on the delivery guy.
The teacher’s gonna get fired because she told the principal he smells like a trash can.
The whole neighborhood knows the barbershop owner’s been cheating on his wife for three years.
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Putting your ear to the streets means you’re the kind of person who thinks the wind is whispering secrets to you.
I heard the gas station’s gonna close because the clerk got caught eating the donuts before they’re ready.
The new kid at school is actually the mayor’s kid, and he’s got a million dollars in his backpack.
The whole block knows the cop’s been taking bribes from the burger joint.
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Ear to the streets is like being the neighborhood’s favorite troublemaker who knows all the secrets and doesn’t care if they get you in trouble.
I heard the gym is going out of business because the owner’s been using the weights to lift his girlfriend.
The new teacher’s got a crush on the principal, and it’s making everyone laugh.
The whole neighborhood knows the mayor’s been stealing from the city’s budget for years.
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Having your ear to the streets means you’re the kind of person who listens to gossip like it’s the only thing keeping you alive.
I heard the bakery’s gonna shut down because the owner’s been stealing from the customers.
The cop shop’s got a new guy, and he’s already got a nickname: ‘Bum Face.’
The whole block knows the mayor’s son is doing drugs in the alley behind the diner.
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