ear thorn

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A man’s ears look like they were used as a hair factory and then set on fire.

My uncle’s ears look like a spider made a nest in a hair dryer.

That guy’s ears are so hairy, they should get a passport.

I swear his ears have more hair than my dog.

When a man’s ears look like they’re trying to escape from a barber shop.

Her boyfriend’s ears are so full of hair, they look like they’re about to scream.

My dad’s ears are like a squirrel’s nest exploded inside them.

He’s got so much hair in his ears, I think he’s hiding a beard.

A man’s ears are so hairy, they look like they’re trying to start a war with a hedgehog.

That guy’s ears are like a hedgehog got stuck in a hair curler.

My neighbor’s ears look like they were dipped in a hair salon.

He’s got so much hair in his ears, I think he’s got a side hustle as a hair stylist.