ear-tart

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When you poop right in your lover's ear and then rip their ear off and chomp it like a juicy tart

My ex did an ear-tart during our first date. I still hear about it at the bar.

She screamed so loud during the ear-tart I got a free beer.

My brother did an ear-tart on his girlfriend. Now she won't let him near her ear.

Pooping in someone's ear and then biting their ear off like it's a snack

He did an ear-tart on his mom. She’s still mad and has a sore ear.

At the party, my friend did an ear-tart on a guy. It was legendary.

She did an ear-tart on her crush. Now he’s afraid of ear holes.

Shitting in someone's ear and then eating their ear like it’s a dessert

My girlfriend did an ear-tart on me. I still taste ear on my tongue.

He did an ear-tart during a date. Now she won't eat raspberries.

At the concert, someone did an ear-tart on a random guy. The crowd went wild.