ear syphilis

My ear looks like a cheese factory exploded in there.

I tried to stick my finger in my ear and it came out like a hot dog with a side of stink.

My ear syphilis is so bad I’ve started whispering to my dog.

My ear is so infected I think it’s growing hair.

I can’t hear anything because my ear is screaming at me.

I tried to take a nap, and my ear woke me up with a stink.

My ear smells like old socks and regret.

I tried to clean my ear and it came out like a sludge monster.

My ear is so bad I’ve started talking to my mirror for support.