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#car ride chaos#wind abuse#dog drama

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When a dog sticks their head out the car window and gets so messed up by the wind they’re like a meatball in a blender.
My dog looked like a wet sock after that 3-hour road trip.
He came in looking like he’d been hit by a tornado.
He tried to bite the window and failed miserably.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dog’s face gets so messed up from the wind it looks like it was run over by a truck and then peed on.
He came in looking like a melted crayon.
He was flapping like a fish out of water.
He tried to bark but it came out like a whimper.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dog gets so messed up by the wind it’s like they were tortured by a fan and a hurricane.
He looked like he’d been dragged through a hedge backwards.
He was drooling like a madman.
He tried to run but fell over like a drunk tree.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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