Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Telling someone they look like a hot mess but in a good way

You look like you just finished a marathon and got hit by a truck

You're like a pizza that forgot it was supposed to be cooked

You look like you walked out of a burning building and won the lottery

2

Saying someone is so attractive it makes you want to vomit

You're so hot I almost dropped my fries

You look like you could make a rainbow jealous

You're so good-looking I considered stealing your face

3

Calling someone a human glitter bomb

You shine so bright I need sunglasses

You're like a disco ball in a candy factory

You're so sparkly I almost got distracted from my life

4

Making someone feel like a million bucks but with more swear words

You look like you just robbed a bank and won a beauty pageant

You're so good-looking I considered changing my life

You're the reason I started swearing in the mirror

5

Telling someone they're so attractive it's almost criminal

You’re so hot I considered calling the police

You look like you could steal my heart and get away with it

You're so good-looking I almost got arrested for jealousy

6

Saying someone is so attractive they make your brain shut down

You’re so hot I forgot how to think

You look like you could make my brain quit its job

You're so good-looking I almost blacked out